Invasion
[It has done it before, it will do it again.]
Magicians break everything. Time is relative.
[It has done it before, it will do it again.]
[What? You looked like you could use some cheering up.]
[For the truly coldest calls, ghosts beat out robocallers every time]
[Ghosts are another form of nostalgia.]
[It’s why it’s called ‘the occult.’]