Beaches
[Five-Seven-Five. Wisdom comes in all formats.]
Magicians break everything. Time is relative.
[Five-Seven-Five. Wisdom comes in all formats.]
[Nobody likes a show-off.]
[Don’t even get me started on the lower tentacular system. Oh, and happy Valentine’s Day.]
[When science fails, the occult is always there to take you back.]
[But you might want to clean up after all the chanting is done with.]