Hoarder
[Mason jars can store almost everything in perpetuity if you do it right.]
Magicians break everything. Time is relative.
[Mason jars can store almost everything in perpetuity if you do it right.]
[It’s one of the few things animals can lord over us.]
[Get me my thesaurus.]
[Wilbur’s gonna need a ton of therapy.]
[Nothing good ever comes from outing an angel.]