Giant Zero-G Babies
[They tried building a giant rattle, but they preferred lamp posts.]
Magicians break everything. Time is relative.
[They tried building a giant rattle, but they preferred lamp posts.]
[Attack of the sixteen-foot tantrum.]
[The bottom of the ocean would make an interesting counterpoint if not for bioluminescence.]
[Maybe it’ll be talkative after a few days in the ground.]
[Ghosts are telepresent to the point of onmipresence – especially with all those phone cameras.]