Corrupt Roots
[Some roots grow upward to meet others.]
Magicians break everything. Time is relative.
[Some roots grow upward to meet others.]
[Ancient Egyptians dug tunnels we still haven’t found yet.]
[Then it just helps to have a stick. Or Krylon. Krylon is better actually.]
[We live in a terrifying world where anything you can believe is possible.]
[Salt Life is a conspiracy.]