Desire Paths
[Only moderately safer than hitchhiking.]
Magicians break everything. Time is relative.
[Only moderately safer than hitchhiking.]
[And, everyone thinks they’re the hero.]
[Keep on practicing and you realize they’re almost indistinguishable.]
[Good news is, insurance will always be cheap; bad news, you’ll have to bleed some more.]
[So just try it, roadie.]