Outsourced
[We’re gonna lose enough to automation already, and spirits need jobs too.]
Magicians break everything. Time is relative.
[We’re gonna lose enough to automation already, and spirits need jobs too.]
[They’ve forgotten how to work with the squirrels who walk both the woods and the wires.]
[“Ugh,” the house groaned. “It’s always about you, isn’t it.”]
[Build our monuments in styrofoam.]
[Vampirism is a pre-existing condition.]